Jesus, your girl’s hot as shit
In the purple
Whoa. Yes! Whoa!
Yes! The Donald has scored. Whoa! My man!
How ‘bout a little hug for The Donald? He just got off the bus
Would you like a little hug darling?
Okay. Absolutely. Melania said this was okay
How'bow a lil hug for The Bushy?

We’re ready. Let’s go

I moved on her like a bitch
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I took her out furniture shopping
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I did try and fuck her and she was married
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And when you’re a star you can do anything
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I better use some Tic-Tacs just in case I start kissing her
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My first wife thinks I’m great
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Dating the most beautiful people in the world
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That is sexual assault. But it’s locker room talk
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I’m surging with women. I have great respect for women
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You've called women, "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs"
And "disgusting animals."
No, I’m a gentleman
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I’d look her right in that fat ugly face of hers and
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If Ivanka weren’t my daughter
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The bathing suits smaller. The heels higher
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Blood coming out of her wherever
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Over your life, Megyn, you’ve been called a lot worse
It’s fun. It’s kidding. We have a good time
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I’m really really rich
I will build a great great wall
I was a really good student
At the best school
A fifteen year run
That was virtually unprecedented
I am a nice person
I have a very big heart
We need a leader
That wrote, The Art of the Deal

USA! USA!
There is no rally like a Trump rally
USA! USA!
Sadly, the American dream is dead
USA! USA!
They’re laughing at us. At our stupidity
USA! USA!
We will make America great again

I love China
I love Oprah
I compliment people sometimes
The Iranians are great
The Persians are great
I have tremendous respect
For the Japanese people
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Who insults Mexicans, Muslims, and Women
Whose major theme is bigotry

I’m the only one that speaks my mind
And everybody knows I’m right
Everybody loves me. I love them
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They were going crazy that I was there
The President was talking about me
The most important. It’s called the Brain
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Our country is in serious trouble
Our politicians are stupid
Our enemies are getting stronger and stronger
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The big problem is being politically correct
We have losers. We have losers
If you really love this country
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Are you from Mexico?

Mexico is not our friend
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They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists
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The wall just got ten feet taller
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Yes, they’re gonna be deported
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Part of the beauty of me
Is that I’m very rich
I look so handsome
I’m the least racist person
I don’t wear a toupee. It’s my hair
Look at those hands. Are they small hands
I’ve built over 100 companies
By using my own brain

USA! USA!
There is no rally like a Trump rally
USA! USA!
Our country, motherfucker. Our country
USA! USA!
Go fucking cook my burrito, bitch!
USA! USA!
We will make America great again

I love the Mexican people
I like Jon Stewart
I’m a pretty tough guy
I got along with everybody
If I were soft. If I were Presidential
Excuse me, excuse me. I didn’t start it
They criticize Donald Trump’s hair
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A bullshit artist. A national disaster. An embarrassment to this country

But Mr. Trump, you’re not a nice person
O Don, you’re a little controversial
Tell them to go fuck themselves
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They’d be carried out in a stretcher in the old days
Knock the crap out of them
Throw him out into the cold
I’d like to punch him in the face

Nobody would be tougher on ISIS
Bomb the shit outta them. Take out their families
Chopping the heads of Christians
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Wipe out their homes. Blow up every single inch
This is like medieval times
Muslims entering the United States
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Russia is like really hot stuff
Putin said, 'Donald Trump is a genius'
Russia if you're listening
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China imposes new tariffs
China stole our technology
China's killing us
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Seven billion
Fucking dollars in the bank
I’ve written
A lot of books, all best sellers
I feel very confident. Because of my genius
The greatest salesman on earth
No great brain but a big smile
A sad commentary for the political process

USA! USA!
There is no rally like a Trump rally
USA! USA!
Made in USA, bitch. Made in fuckin’ USA
USA! USA!
Go fucking make my tortilla, motherfucker
USA! USA!
We will make America great again

I love the Chinese people
I love the military
I said some things about her that were mean
But completely accurate
You don’t understand economics
You are stupid. A hater of Donald Trump
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A roadside accident, he tarnishes everyone
irresponsible, divisive, hurtful
Does that hurt your feelings?
No, I mean
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Inner-City children of Chicago
American Cancer Society
Little Marco. Mexico
Rick Perry. White supremacy

The Bible! The Cartel
Crooked Hillary. Crazy Bernie
AIDs Research. Starbucks
Secretary Kerry. Germany

A Socialist. Kanye West
Environmental Impact Statements
Name after name. Citizen Kane
Honest Abe. Orangutan

Osama Bin Laden. Japan
Half the people of Washington
Occupy Wall Street. Wikileaks
The Late Great Abraham Lincoln

Mike Tyson. Joe Biden
Warren Buffet. Jon Stewart
Ex-prisoners. Bernie Sanders
Third rate comedian, Seth Meyers

Chinese Engineers. Anthony Weiner
The Great General Douglas MacArthur
Sarah Palin. African Americans
Lyin’ Ted. Low Energy Jeb

The Head of NBC. Huckabee
The illegal monopoly
Tom Brokaw. Russia
The Republican Party

Syria. South Korea
And all of these countries
Paris and France. A Communist
China! China! China!

You know what my strategy is?
Honesty. I say it like it is
Keep it modest. Time to Get Tough
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That was a retweet. Yeah. Did I say that?
You would be amazed at the ones I don’t retweet
I’ll live tweet it and enjoy my tweets
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I have the best words
There’s no better word than stupid
The greatest President in the history of the United States
Me, Donald John Trump
We’re a bunch of fools and we’re being led by a fool
Me. Donald John Trump

USA! USA!
There is no rally like a Trump rally
USA! USA!
Trump! I love Trump!
USA! USA!
Fuck you! I love my country!
USA! USA!
I can’t make America great again

I am a person who has
Great respect for people
We’re gonna win so much
Better off if Qaddafi were in charge

What you have done has never been done before
And it’ll go down in history
And then one day you wake up
And the world is coming to an end
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